Needs to incorporate this truth in the next iteration:
“All modern communication would collapse if about 50 people, most of which are furries, decided to turn their pager off for a day”
This is demonstrably false. Correction:
most of whom are furries
Your right.
Probably a little tasteless but this plane flying into that stack à la 9-11.

You say tasteless I say dark humour
I’ve learned that not many appreciate how dark my humour is.
I love that the shark can take down whole modern digital infrastructure, but it can’t stop C developers from writing dynamic arrays.
Some species are just perfectly adapted to their niche…
C developers were already writing dynamic arrays before computer data was running through underseas cables.
It looks like the AI screw jack is reverse threaded which wouldn’t be obvious until you begin turning it… and that actually isn’t a bad metaphor for today’s AI.

So fucking good, props to the artist
Looks like AI
…no it doesn’t, not even close. What?
What’s that weird “bler” text? Several other strange artifacts here and there
I think it’s supposed to be DNS, just in a crappy handwriting. Which seems consistent with the other handwritten text
There’s already DNS on the other side though
yes, just like in the OP
Glad I remain the cutest point of failure!

Wow! I’m quite annoyed that it was fixed by restoring the previous package while the author had explicitly deleted it. That seems contrary to the laymen interpretation of code ownership
npm is a bunch of cucks. Folded to the lawyer threats immediately but ignored the authors wish to remove his work off platform, and made sure it’s no longer possible?
I have to remember never to use them to share my code. God bless I’m not a node dev.
Wtf.
I love how the NPM CEO gave him the tool/command to remove all his work from the platform. What a dummy.
I also support the idea that he should be allowed to remove his work. It should have been republished according to the license. With a forked new name. IMO. But I know what a nightmare that would be.

wow, what did you use for this simulation ?
only the finest tool, algodoo
Thanks!
Jesus fuck, can we give this poor abused xkcd a rest?
It’s also wrong. Cloudflare isn’t built on AWS.
There’s no stopping this now. Just ride it out.
What is the meaning of the white fish ?
He’s swimming past an undersea fiber optic cable.
It’s eating the cable
And it always flips aws/cloudflare with the unpaid open source devs. In reality the former keeps failing while the latter doesnt.
Aws/Clousdfare are both large, pentagonal blocks that span through all the width.
That makes no sense. It’s a chart of what stuff is built on. Cloudflare isnt built on aws, and same for AWS though AWS does have services that use Cloudflare. They’re distinct and should not be stacked.
We will rebuild with Rust when all is said and done.
“Whatever Microsoft is doing” hilarious!. Microsoft is such a total retarded company. Unfortunately Google turned evil too. Any for profit company can turn evil. I’m never going to place full trust in anything that is not 100% fully open source.
Any for profit company can turn evil.
Any for profit company
canwill turn evil. Fixed this for you.
It’s missing the latent bug.
What’s a latent bug
not much what’s latent bug with you
What’s up with the Rust hate? If anything they should be the flat bar under AWS.
What’s up with the Rust hate?
The Rust community keeps trying to rewrite key pieces of Linux that aren’t broken.
They probably have the right idea, in the long run, but it’s still fun to give them a hard time about it.
I think the real issue isn’t the rewrites, it’s the fact that Ubuntu started using the new Rust coreutils even though they weren’t ready for production yet. uutils hasn’t even reached version 1.0 yet, and still fails some compatibility tests.













