That we had to pay our employer to get a job.

Next thing you know, we get animated adverts on beach towels…

Okay—not the Legacy I was hoping for, but, wow!

MOOPSY!!!

A Virtual Private Network can do wonders…

Technically it runs UNIX…

That’s the one I’d choose!!!

The CatSignal has been lit

Yes, we do print. Many industries still need printed material.

That being said, call me old school all you want, but I prefer the feel of newspaper over any screen. Data, especially online data, is so easily lost. Print remains.

Can’t wait to watch it!

That’s why they made the Burn happen, to turn back the clock halfway back tech wise.

Oh for Fox’s sake!!!

… D?

My previous Brother laser lasted me over 14 years using only the original toner provided inside the box. I merely had to shake it once a year to redistribute the toner inside it.

Even if I had to buy another genuine cartridge during that 12 year run, it would have been worth it. I had to get another printer simply because that specific model had been discontinued for years, and I couldn’t find a replacement drum.

Not bad for a $109 printer.

HP cartridges barely last a month, costs $40 each, and if you don’t use it for a couple of weeks, they no longer work.

Had to buy an HP inkjet to make custom printed shirts for an event; never again.

That thing ended costing upwards of $200 for 2 months of use.

I’ll buy Brother and their genuine laser toner cartridges anytime.

Just add the letters MZ in front, paste it all in Notepad, save file as .exe, then run it.

Sit back and relax.

Brother. Don’t ever look at anything else.

Listen here you little shit…

Well I’d like to see that… so the ads will be preloaded?

Damn…

To be fair, this is the kind of bomb I’d totally expect O’Brien to say jokingly