Let’s get mad like the gif days.
Poownd obviously
As owned with a “puh” on the front, but not as an extra syllable.
I say pwned, but I think pwned is also an acceptable pronunciation. But if you say it like pwned, you’re dead to me.
Poowned
“pfned”
Like this pure pwnage
Shameful to not link the original series, but I fully agree, it’s definitely pronounced “owned”, and anyone who says otherwise is a massive noob
Pwooned
I don’t pronounce it.
P-you-nd - cus it’s fun to say
Wait, it’s not pronounced pffned?
Owned with a P sound in front.
Powned.
It’s one of the first internet slang words I ever heard spoken over voice chat and it was always pronounced this way.
I have heard people mispronounce it various other ways on purpose, ironically, as mockery, but I agree that depends on people knowing there’s a correct pronunciation in the first place, which there is, as you’ve accurately described.
“Powned”, long o
Yes It’s just “Owned” with a “P” at the beginning. P-Owned.
Same way you pronounce “Boned”.That’s what she said
Your description made me read it like “pooned” at first.
It is pronounced like pony; pown.
This isn’t even a debate. It’s canon. “Pooned” like poon is a comedic acceptable variant.
This clip from Brooklyn 99 uses what I consider to be the only two acceptable pronunciations. The first obviously the silly way, the second the proper.
Pown’d.
pohned is correct.
Considering that it began as a typo of owned, this shouldn’t be hard to figure out.
Excuse me, this is the internet. There is nothing that can’t be made into extreme controversy.











