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PugJesus@lemmy.world to RPGMemes @ttrpg.networkEnglish · 3 months ago

First adventure, let's goooo

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First adventure, let's goooo

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  • dragonshouter@ttrpg.network
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    at least 2 go unconscious and the other is heavily wounded

    • Iron Lynx@lemmy.world
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      Fun story, when I started playing my Tabaxi Cleric of Sylvanus, we were walking through the woods towards our first dungeon, and on the way we got ambushed by wolves. The talk went:

      ME: I’ll position myself between the others and the wolves.
      DM: then they’ll attack you first.
      ME: pfft, that’s fine, I’ve got an AC of 18.
      DM: does a 21 hit?
      ME: 😨 (meekly) yes…?
      DM: 23 hits as well…
      ME: 😰
      DM: and 19 as well, right… You take 10 damage.
      ME: fuck, I’m down!

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    And they all died.

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    Snail’s not even guarding anything, the party just saw it and decided to go berserk.

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      Damn murderhobos.

    • The Ramen Dutchman@ttrpg.network
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      Sounds about right.

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    I have a new party of three absolute beginners lined up for next saturday. I forgot the snails in the adventure though 🤔

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      Add them in as wandering monsters. AC 16, 12 HP, 4’ move

      Attacks: 1d4 headbutt +1

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        AC 16, 12 HP

        That’s more than the vast majority of 1st level characters, my guy

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          It’s a snail. It ought to be dangerous. It’s not a solo game is it? It’s also slow, so they can retreat if losing

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            Ah I thought you’d sick four of these onto four players, that might be a bit much 😅

            But four players against two of these snails should be more than doable!

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              My group’s about level 5, so their flock of snails will be a little nastier

              I wonder if these will be the sort that follow you forever

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    Photos taken moments before TPKs.

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    Level 9 Party:

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    It was a decoy snake

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    deleted by creator

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    TRUE

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