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governorkeagan@lemdro.id to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 year ago

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governorkeagan@lemdro.id to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 year ago
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  • GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml
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    You can’t deny that it correctly predicted the most likely token in this case.

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    Damn, maybe we can be replaced…

    • jaybone@lemmy.world
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      These are exactly the people it will replace.

      The question is, which one will write shittier code that the rest of us need to clean up.

  • ѕєχυαℓ ρσℓутσρє@lemmy.sdf.org
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    That’s why docker was created.

    • demesisx@infosec.pub
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      Imma let you finish but Nix had the best repeatable, declarative, deterministic dependency management of all times…of all times.

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        Is docker even declarative?

        Also you can build docker images from nix derivations

        • demesisx@infosec.pub
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          Is docker even declarative?

          Yes (though not as deterministic as Nix).

          Also you can build docker images from nix derivations

          Yes. I know.

    • ulterno@lemmy.kde.socialBanned
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      1950s

      A: The transistor I made using your blueprint doesn’t switch properly at 12V.
      Maker of Blueprint: The one I made, works at 12V.
      B: I’mma make standard transistors.

      why?

      Blueprint was made by a person in the tropics.
      A was in Europe

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    You’re probably using the wrong compiler flags, did you remember -Wall -Oz -nostdlib?

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      -Oz

      Optimize aggressively for size rather than speed.

      TIL

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