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Merlin13245@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago

Survival at stake

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Survival at stake

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Merlin13245@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago
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  • empireOfLove@lemmy.one
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    2 years ago

    Y’all need more fiber in ya life

    • phorq@lemmy.ml
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      My toilet paper is already practically a pillow, how many more fibers do you want?

      • empireOfLove@lemmy.one
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        It has to go through you!!!

    • Jessica@discuss.tchncs.de
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      No, he needs a squatty potty. I can’t believe nobody else in these comments has mentioned them.

      • GreatGrapeApe@reddthat.com
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        No they need fiber and water if they are struggling.

      • empireOfLove@lemmy.one
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        Fuck, I forgot what a cult following those weird things have.

        • Jessica@discuss.tchncs.de
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          It’s not a weird cult following? Humans have been squatting to shit for millennia. It’s just a return to our roots because it’s what works…

          • empireOfLove@lemmy.one
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            No, I meant the squatty potty people end up popping all over the place to mention how good they are. There was a lot of it on Reddit especially, back when they were new.

            Now they’ve all been replaced by people expounding on the pleasures of bidets…

    • EeeDawg101@lemm.ee
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      This is more like has an intense case of food poisoning or something rather than a regular BM.

    • Granixo@feddit.cl
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      And how do you deal with corn then? 🌽

      • Confused_Emus@lemmy.world
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        Wash it off and toss it in the next pot of chili!

      • kamiheku@sopuli.xyz
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        Corn? I don’t remember eating corn!

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          You sure about that?

  • NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social
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    When you take your pants off mid-shit, you know it’s a life or death situation

    • kungen@feddit.nu
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      Or when you preemptively take off your shirt.

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    Wait a sec… Is it me or did he forget to open the lid on the toilet?

    • lugal@lemmy.ml
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      That’s the fighting part

  • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    I once was really tired in a mall and went to the (public) toilet just to sit my ass down and hide from people.

  • pascal@lemm.ee
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    That’s why we call it bathroom.

    • lugal@lemmy.ml
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      Speak for yourself.

      I call it Badezimmer but for similar reasons

  • MonsiuerPatEBrown@reddthat.com
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    psyllium.

    capsules.

    • jasondj@ttrpg.network
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      I am convinced that of all the secrets of the world that the elder generations hadn’t passed onto us…taking a fiber supplement is the biggest improvement to daily life.

  • Dr. Coomer@lemmy.world
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    Its not called a restroom because of that, silly…

  • FredericChopin_@feddit.uk
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    I’ve had about three number twos in my life where I’ve literally started to feel faint, sweating profusely, and expelling non-solid matter.

    It could be fibre or it could be all the pain meds I was abusing, suffice to say it’s not fun.

  • TigrisMorte@kbin.social
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    Because you won’t eat your fresh veg.

  • lilShalom@lemmy.basedcount.com
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    2 years ago

    Im in this exact position while reading this.

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