Y’all need more fiber in ya life
My toilet paper is already practically a pillow, how many more fibers do you want?
It has to go through you!!!
No, he needs a squatty potty. I can’t believe nobody else in these comments has mentioned them.
No they need fiber and water if they are struggling.
Fuck, I forgot what a cult following those weird things have.
It’s not a weird cult following? Humans have been squatting to shit for millennia. It’s just a return to our roots because it’s what works…
No, I meant the squatty potty people end up popping all over the place to mention how good they are. There was a lot of it on Reddit especially, back when they were new.
Now they’ve all been replaced by people expounding on the pleasures of bidets…
This is more like has an intense case of food poisoning or something rather than a regular BM.
And how do you deal with corn then? 🌽
Wash it off and toss it in the next pot of chili!
Corn? I don’t remember eating corn!
You sure about that?
When you take your pants off mid-shit, you know it’s a life or death situation
Or when you preemptively take off your shirt.
Wait a sec… Is it me or did he forget to open the lid on the toilet?
That’s the fighting part
I once was really tired in a mall and went to the (public) toilet just to sit my ass down and hide from people.
That’s why we call it bathroom.
Speak for yourself.
I call it Badezimmer but for similar reasons
psyllium.
capsules.
I am convinced that of all the secrets of the world that the elder generations hadn’t passed onto us…taking a fiber supplement is the biggest improvement to daily life.
Its not called a restroom because of that, silly…
I’ve had about three number twos in my life where I’ve literally started to feel faint, sweating profusely, and expelling non-solid matter.
It could be fibre or it could be all the pain meds I was abusing, suffice to say it’s not fun.
Because you won’t eat your fresh veg.
Im in this exact position while reading this.
