You know the phrase, walk softly and pick up all the sticks that look cool

CombDome

It’s gonna be so awkward when that alien needs to go door to door and introduce themselves at their next planet.

SomeBODY

Moose and bears may break my bones, but spiders will always scare me. Plus Bullwinkle would have a hard time sneaking into my bed or shoe unnoticed…

Damn, that human’s holding a fish so big I can’t even see their human appendages holding it up in the not-water

You’re right, mondays are much better lowercased

Is that not what desiccant packs are filled with? That’s why it says not to eat it. Because it would taste terrible (and other less fun reasons)…

Exactly, who would put a rebugged version into production anyway?

Yup, and they’re run on an estimated 8.5 million test machines

Damn, I thought I was being stealthy by farting silently like an assassin…

I petition to rename ChatGPT to DeepThought based on these results.

That’s the oldest joke in the book. Everybody knows you don’t need to unplug your computer, you can run “sudo reboot” from within vim just fine!

Well yeah, it slid off…

As someone with anxiety: “the best way out is always through” - Robert Frost

When you stare into the abyss box, the abyss box stares back…

If OP did it recursively they would also need -R

I’ve used Xournal++ before for adding things like signatures to pdfs

Pancakes are not a breakfast food!

As a Google Workspace user, I recommend going off the grid somewhere streetview can’t find you…