David Attenborough voice: “Observe this 32 year old male, that has somehow convinced everyone he’s a functioning adult, not being able to get up from the sofa and put his damn phone away.”

  • this is why i don’t diet and I just instead smoke so much weed my brain breaks and I force myself to exercise way too much through the endocannabinoid haze

    the only discipline necessary is the discipline to get riggety ripped

    this is also why i don’t worry about being a functioning adult, nobody is a functioning adult, everybody is just fakin it