I would like it to criticize me for needing to do it, at all.

The Spice Melange!

What the hell? You all need Jesus.

Maybe their family members committed acts they didn’t want to be associated with.

Are you drinking your kin’s blood and tears?

It’s got me all bothered, too, damn.

I think you might be dealing, at least in part, with the differences between doing something you love as a passion/hobby versus doing it as a job, which can strip all of the joy away. I’m the same way with music. I make what I make for myself, the end, anything else is an unnecessary bonus.

I think he always seems uncomfortable when the tables are turned. The recent appearance on The Tonight Show was another example.

Most people with good answers to that know better than to answer that.

Tempting, but I’m waiting to see whether SD cards catch on before buying in.

I’m only speaking from my own experiences in similar situations:

Is he going to leave his wife to be with you? No, he is not likely to do so.

Would you want him to leave his wife to be with you? I can’t answer for you, but I’d wager it’s a weird thought.

Is he likely to enjoy the attention/admiration and keep you on the hook to stroke his ego? You betcha.

This never ends well for the person in your position. That advice is a cliche for a reason.

Earlier today I learned the voice of Shredder from the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles cartoon was Uncle Phil from Fresh Prince. I never knew.

There’s only one thing cartoons should be selling.

You could just not break into people’s homes?

Did you accidentally speak your mind or say crazy, made-up stuff?

Aww, they’re so cute.

This is a really good tip. I admit I never really experimented beyond .doc/.docx due purely to muscle memory. It makes sense that would cause issues.

I personally think it’s even worse when it’s too peopley outside, like at the park. It makes it feel like there’s no escape. They’re everywhere!

This makes me want to try LibreOffice again. Is it really close-enough to on-par? I tried OpenOffice and LibreOffice a few times through the years and always found weird hiccups, like filetype issues, files looking different between programs, weird UI choices, etc… I would love to have a legitimate replacement option.

Flying planes. A few months ago, I got to do take-off and pilot a bit in a tandem plane. Being in a small, single-engine 1969 plane instead of the typical jumbo jet–I realized it was literally just a shitty old RV inside, shag carpet, rickety little passenger window, and all. Except for one minor difference: we were soon IN THE FUCKING SKY. That’s when I realized humanity has no place being up there, with all due respect to John F. Kennedy, NASA, etc. And a little sidenote to those same scientists: a giant metal object ascending into the sky makes no sense–I don’t think it can last. It’s the folly of man. Oh, and you can just have a plane!? That’s allowed somehow!?