Sure they killed 1,000,000 protestors in the streets of DC, but at least they would never nuke an American city!

Boredom?

Try to remember that real estate always has ongoing expenses like repairs, taxes, insurance.

so dont blow it all.

Nourishing.

Back to school in the morning after 2 weeks.

Halp.

The article is hilariously lacking context!

One of the first large snow penises of the year

Is this a German tradition?

WOKE PLASTIC

Beaners

Omg no. Now you have 2 problems

No

Alcohol wouldnt?

Name another place to buy a radio besides amazon

Free venue for queer weddings

Drinking tomatoes

How did all that porn get in the woods? Was there some kind of Horny Appleseed sprinkling porn mags across the country?

A farce with lots of nukes, mkay

Arrest them for being homeless.

Maybe ask your real dad

TIL 4chan still exists

Malcom in the middle did it