Reading to a baby is about exposing them to different words and patterns than what you get from normal speech.

If you want my advice, talk to them constantly as if you are the narrator, and smile and make eye contact at every opportunity.

Not sure if this applies before birth. It couldnt hurt, so I suggest reading whatever you like to read. And make sure its something that the mother wants to hear, assuming you arent her.

Paint.

brb gotta tell my son I love him

Maybe try a language you both understand

Its become like a meeseeks

Can it be pig cum? Their loads are huge.

You can probably elect to invest your 401k into stable funds.

Of course that doesn’t protect you from inflation.

You still might be able to choose a precious metals fund or something that might outperform inflation.

We dont want poors getting educated

Young kirk is played by AI

Thanks Obama.

Thats an idea

For an open source project you are welcome to fork it (make a copy for yourself) and modify it however you like. The changes will be only on your fork.

You can also request that the original project pull your changes, in which case it would be available to everyone using it.

Every single time I open the perfect question the only answer is “we already covered this, use the search”

Buffalo.

May I subscribe to Pelican Facts?

Its not that. The size of modern cars is to accommodate crumple zones. This design is better for people inside AND outside the car.

But bad for the environment, since you are hauling around an extra ton of padding all the time.

Zero occupant protection. Arguably worse than a motorcycle and a raincoat.

Love that 30 day warranty

Since the democratic party has become arguably centered instead of left, its natural that a new left leaning party should become mainstream

Its not fine at all. What you describe is a crime, but very difficult to prosecute, so usually ignored.