I love Wildermyth. I really need to check it out again :)

Shiori?

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I always love a random Jason Pargin reference ;)

He could be a fucking bartender for all we know!

The gravy will no longer incapacitate you, but will merely give you explosive diarrhea an hour after consumption. Also, you will have an insatiable urge to drink gravy.

Probably to hide under a desk… I wonder if bringing your own gives you advantage on the roll?