Those sound like poor people problems

The Trump family name actually originated originally from the name Drumpf, stemming from the word drumpfinate, to excrete into a persons mouth from an elevated position, I have no idea what I’m talking about, goodnight.

You have to take it out though

Lying in bed, debating if you have to pee bad enough to get up

You know that thing, when you’re walking through an isle in a store and each person tries to step aside and so ensues some of the most awkward moments? That.

Torturer

My inner child died of dysentery many moons ago

Sadly only took a second for chatGPT to produce this

#include <iostream> using namespace std;

int main() { char procrastinated;

cout << "Did you procrastinate? (y/n): ";
cin >> procrastinated;

if (procrastinated == 'y' || procrastinated == 'Y') {
    cout << "You procrastinated! Remember, study earlier next time to avoid the stress!" << endl;
} else {
    cout << "Good job staying on track! Keep it up!" << endl;
}

return 0;

}

Thanks

No pain, no gain.

Got rhabdomyolysis from working out too hard, that saying is crap.

It’s really superb, I can’t say enough, I hope you enjoy it as much as I have. Don’t skip the side missions, they’re great too. I was sad to leave the Vatican. Let’s hope they continue to make these new Indy games!

The new Indiana Jones game which is fantastic

One of us!

I’ve been wrong before but I don’t see this post linking back to me.

No HOA thankfully. I’d paint my house with big, veiny, throbbing dicks if I thought it’d do the trick.

When I was a young lad I thought milk was cow pee and was super confused by the world.

They’ll be looking at the backyard for this property so walls not needed. There’s only about 6 feet that will separate their property from my Bluetooth speakers.

I was thinking this one, thanks!

The only way to defeat a dick is a bigger, floppier, girthier dick