The most unrealistic thing about this is the fact that they get to the recipe after just one paragraph; the real version of this would have like 27 photos of the father, a long essay about growing up and his various demons, etc, and there would be at least half a dozen banners about things gut doctors are begging you not to eat along the way.
At least one or two sepia photos of the whole family gathered 'round a big pot of stew.
you’ll need a slow cooker, like the one my dad inherited to me after his death. and lemme tell ya, it was one fine slow cooker […]
The actual recipe would have the full police report, crime scene photos, and a catalogue of every item submitted into evidence.
The only way to actually see the recipe on one page is to hit the print recipe button
I have been pulling recipes off of ChatGPT because of this nonsense.
I’ve been wanting to create a GraphQL-powered Docker container that allows you to “plug in” various recipe websites.
I’d almost rather write a query from scratch than scroll at this point.
Soooo… where’s the recipe?
You need a slow cooker to access this recipe, duh…
Do I put the Internet in the slow cooker?
The other way around
In… in my butt?
Your butt must be really big to fit the world wide web inside
everybody knows it’s just a box
“Please press the button on your slow cooker to confirm its existence before continuing.”
