During lockdown, I went through a period of making D&D miniatures by gluing these plastic babies to coins and decorating them with pipecleaners…
Not sure if these were feel good or desperate times for you, but the result looks cute.
What a pandemic does to a mf
When I was in the navy I went to a barcade and decided to buy around 1000 little army men. I managed to hide about 200 of them and I still have buddies telling me they found another.
c/greendawn is for you!
I heard that on one ship army men were considered good luck, guarding places and keeping the gremlins out of the engines and other important systems. A new officer thought it was silly and told them to take them all down, but he changed his mind after the ship became plagued with a bunch of issues for weeks on end.
Jennifer’s kinda sardistic lol
I hate flamingos. This is relevant because my partner saw this exact post and decided to buy 200 tiny silicone flamingos and have everyone at my birthday party this year hide them all around my house.
This was in March and I’m still finding them 😂
Googly eyes are also great fun if you want revenge.
Nothing like pulling out a can of beans from the pantry and having it just goofy eyeballing you.
shit she’s like something out of a 19th Century short story… i imagine them living in a little cottage away from neighbors, so he’s alone with her… and the babies…
