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Subtly undermine my self-confidence.
Steady, unrelenting emotional abuse.
Wait out my timer or go around me.
Shares a granola bar full of peanuts and lies and tells me there’s no peanuts in it. RIP me.
Blow some cannabis smoke in my face and point me in the direction of a comfortable chair. Now it’s a chill hangout session, not a boss fight. But you still win.
Completion reward: let’s share some pretzels
Ask me about something I’m above average knowledged about that I’m also interested in, and then you can disarm the bomb, save the pricess, destroy my entire species before I’m done oversharing the introductory part or even its preface.
Ask nicely if they can scooch past. Id be mortified that I was in the way at all.
Whistle any 70s rock song melody
fff fff fff ffffff ffffff, fff fff fff ff-ff-fffff
oh no, im taking too much damage here
Bring as many npcs in the room as possible; then wait for the social anxiety to make me lock up
Just start yelling at me and I’ll probably shut down and cry.
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A look of disappointment and a sigh.
By making me chase after them for more than 30 seconds. Just go ahead, I’ll catch up later.
Distract me with food and drink.
