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Only the bad cat owners. The good ones can predict when there’s mischief in their eye.
Bruh I was dead asleep when I had my toes attacked by one cat and my face attacked by the other.
I’ve only been scratched once in two years and it was an accident due to a fairly unlikely farcical comedy scene.
Essentially, if you’re sat on a wooden chair (which can amplify sounds), and you have a nervous cat pinned on your lap, as you apply a vial of flea treatment to his neck, I recommend that you do not suddenly and loudly pass wind.