Well, that's certainly an article title isn't it. But I mean it. Microsoft, don't you dare touch Valve. You're fat enough already and too big as it is.
I sure hope so. But at his weight, people can start having heart problems fairly early. Then again it seems he’s lost some in recent years, so maybe he’ll get to see old age.
We must protect this man at all costs.
Unfortunately, we can’t protect him from weight related heart issues :/
Fat jokes aren’t funny.
Except this one, and only because we’ve all been there.
He’s 60 years old. He’ll probably be around in good health for another 10 years.
I sure hope so. But at his weight, people can start having heart problems fairly early. Then again it seems he’s lost some in recent years, so maybe he’ll get to see old age.
HOW DARE YOU?