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negativenull@startrek.website to Risa@startrek.websiteEnglish · 2 years ago

The Department of Temporal Investigations is on the case

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The Department of Temporal Investigations is on the case

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negativenull@startrek.website to Risa@startrek.websiteEnglish · 2 years ago
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    I worked as a cashier and still do it 😅

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      have you ever said anything back as a response, like" everything’s free if you steal it…" and just kind of pause for a moment?

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        deadpan serious stare

        I’m not paid enough to care if you steal shit

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          My favorite, when I was working any last point of contact with customers: “It’s only a crime if you get caught. At least, that’s what I figured when I wonder why mgmt gets a cut of my pay.”, and the deadpan is essential. 🤘🏽

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        I usually said something like “I already filled my theft quota for today”

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