BmeBenji@lemm.ee to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 1 year agoWhat’s worse, loud farts or rank farts?message-squaremessage-square6fedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down11
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareWhat’s worse, loud farts or rank farts?BmeBenji@lemm.ee to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 1 year agomessage-square6fedilink
minus-squareartaxthehappyhorse@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoPro tip for less stinky farts: shit as soon as you wake in the morning so you’re not carrying bowels full of shit all day pushing fart gas through it. Additional benefits include not having spontaneous emergency “oh Lord” moments of needing to find a toilet asap so as to not shit your pants.
minus-squareGreatAlbatross@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 year agoAlways a good idea before a day of traveling. Nothing worse than stress-poops when you’re in an unfamiliar place, with time constraints.
Pro tip for less stinky farts: shit as soon as you wake in the morning so you’re not carrying bowels full of shit all day pushing fart gas through it.
Additional benefits include not having spontaneous emergency “oh Lord” moments of needing to find a toilet asap so as to not shit your pants.
Always a good idea before a day of traveling. Nothing worse than stress-poops when you’re in an unfamiliar place, with time constraints.