Rank for sure. Loud farts are funny. Rank are disturbing.
Pro tip for less stinky farts: shit as soon as you wake in the morning so you’re not carrying bowels full of shit all day pushing fart gas through it.
Additional benefits include not having spontaneous emergency “oh Lord” moments of needing to find a toilet asap so as to not shit your pants.
Always a good idea before a day of traveling. Nothing worse than stress-poops when you’re in an unfamiliar place, with time constraints.
Depends on if you’re withdrawing or depositing
there’s an old joke about this:
man goes to doctor saying “I keep farting, doc; my farts aren’t smelly and luckily they are also silent but I am worried because I fart all day long. Even now, as I was talking to you, I kept farting the whole time”.
“I see”, says the doctor. “I will prescribe you this pill, to be taken twice a day for a week”.
“And will that help with the farting?”
“No, but it should help you with your sense of smell. Then come to see me after one week and we’ll try to fix your hearing”
Loud farts are funny, rank ones just ruin everybody’s day
