ickplant@lemmy.world to Raccoons@lemmy.world · 2 months agoJust for 5 minslemmy.worldimagemessage-square23linkfedilinkarrow-up1271arrow-down11
arrow-up1270arrow-down1imageJust for 5 minslemmy.worldickplant@lemmy.world to Raccoons@lemmy.world · 2 months agomessage-square23linkfedilink
minus-squareSillyDude@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up42·2 months agoDon’t. Raccoons always go for the 3 S’s. Your Snacks, your Socks, and your Social Security Number. None are safe. Though cute, raccoons do not recognize the rule of law.
minus-squareDrusas@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up7·2 months agoShit, I thought it was snacks, snitches, and social security numbers.
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 months agoi know my tanuki lore. it’s snacks, scrotes, and social security numbers.
minus-squarein_my_honest_opinion@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·edit-22 months agoOh y’all must not be on the discord, tanuki’s are targeting crypto wallet addresses now.
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 months agoare they still doing the inflatable scrotes? i got this overly proud statue. kinda like these:
minus-squarein_my_honest_opinion@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoOh absolutely. However, under no circumstances are you to follow the QR codes that are tattooed on them.
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 months agowait that’s a QR code? I got it tattooed on my back! they told me it meant Strong Like Dragon
minus-squarein_my_honest_opinion@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoThat’s why they were following you to the beach! Just keep a shirt on, you’ll be ok.
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 months agoplease tell me it at least goes to a respectable secondhand pony auction website
minus-squarein_my_honest_opinion@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agohttps://www.deviantart.com/tag/clopclop I don’t know how to break this to you…
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 months agoyou won’t fool me. i was there when the old goatse was pierced
minus-squareFuglyDuck@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoNot a possum, so the sheet cake is safe.
Don’t. Raccoons always go for the 3 S’s. Your Snacks, your Socks, and your Social Security Number. None are safe. Though cute, raccoons do not recognize the rule of law.
Shit, I thought it was snacks, snitches, and social security numbers.
i know my tanuki lore. it’s snacks, scrotes, and social security numbers.
Oh y’all must not be on the discord, tanuki’s are targeting crypto wallet addresses now.
are they still doing the inflatable scrotes? i got this overly proud statue. kinda like these:
Oh absolutely. However, under no circumstances are you to follow the QR codes that are tattooed on them.
wait that’s a QR code? I got it tattooed on my back! they told me it meant Strong Like Dragon
That’s why they were following you to the beach! Just keep a shirt on, you’ll be ok.
please tell me it at least goes to a respectable secondhand pony auction website
https://www.deviantart.com/tag/clopclop
I don’t know how to break this to you…
you won’t fool me. i was there when the old goatse was pierced
Not a possum, so the sheet cake is safe.