

If I may comment preemptively…
I’m a big fan of ellipses, but we must know their limits.


If I may comment preemptively…
I’m a big fan of ellipses, but we must know their limits.


This doesn’t sound like it’s in disagreement.


Most people get there by inheritance.
Can happen to humans, too, but it’s frowned upon to put those ones down.
Shit, I thought it was snacks, snitches, and social security numbers.
Maybe she just needs to feed her babies. You’re not a heartless baby-killer, are you?


At least it would more of less stay together, right?


If the aliens stop by the moon on their way to Earth, there is no way they would want to visit us.


But käsespätzle…


Sounds like eighteenth century peasant food.


Could you provide a link to what you might call a very normal-looking Australian menu? Just any random restaurant.
This joke would work better if the two sounded more similar (there’s a very obvious pause between the two words versus no pause before the ‘d’ in ‘Swedish’).
But I appear to be in the minority!


Pollard infrequently to keep it short?


It’s actually illegal in most states.
On the contrary, they are usually very chill. Wonderful creatures. As the other person said, though…there is just the one braincell between them, so try not to let them reproduce too much.
What’s the hooked one used for?