Pft, typical stormtroopers:
Stormtroopers only miss when they’re ordered to miss. Han was an idiot at that point of the movie, should have guessed like Leia that they got away a bit too easily, and if the Falcon is so fast he should have led the Death Star through hundreds of jumps before he popped back to the rebel base. He should have been doing things like the Han of ESB that made star destroyer generals look like privates.
All that might be true, but I refuse to deny the possibility that Stormtroopers’ aim is especially bad when attempting to shoot at their secret crushes 😍 .
“You want to buy some Deathsticks.”
“I wanna buy some Deathsticks.”
“do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?”
I mean I’m pretty sure they didn’t miss the lizard at least…
Adam Savage and the “Move Along” storm trooper helmet. https://youtu.be/4Tg9m3BuLEk