Or was this the first example of gurilla paid advertisement in the comments section? “How do I advertise my dental practice? I know I’ll pretend I was disturbed by a telegram and they shall print my complaint! And it shall goeth viraleth”
Almost certainly.
indubitably
27 Harley Street is now an ear, nose and throat specialist with a reputation for treating people who can’t burp.
So they’ve gone out of business. It looks like the advertising campaign didn’t work then
Sounds like something out of r/writing prompts.
A wizard makes a deal to live forever. The cost he must pay is 100 healthy human teeth every year…
Unsubscribe me at once, you scoundrels!
If I remember correctly, weren’t telegrams fairly expensive back in the day? Did the dentist get some kind of “bulk discount”?
how old are you?
Forget going back in time to kill baby Hitler… Let’s get the dentist instead.
Bring back telegrams tbh
They’re still around in most of the world. If you wanna spend 20 bucks on a telegram that could have easily been a free email, go for it
Good day sir … here is your daily wheel barrow load of telegrams.
I believe I saw a message from your mother in there.
Til the morrow with my next wheel barrow.
