Spaghetti_Hitchens

If you’re in Europe, perhaps you know it as a petrol ejaculator.

I was really hoping this was for fuel pumps, but the bus stop ads are great, too.

No. There are too many people on this planet.

Weirdly none. Music distracts me from what I am doing.

God. All I really want is to be able to sideload and app I developed without Apple’s approval.

And not bullying kids because of their chat bubble color would be cool, too

I just use it for opening the door to learn about features (not brands/models) that I didn’t know about previously. Then I do searches for those features and try to find forum results (usually Reddit unfortunately). It seems to work decently well

Are you suggesting whale semen does not taste great?!

Red Swingline Stapler

She looks like Bride of Pinbot

Ron Perlman

There never was a love more forbidden -or tragic - than that of a Mondogue and a Catulet.

Oh, Dogeo, Dogeo. Wherefore art thou, Dogeo?

Or.

Or at least for a couple minutes

According to some 4D theaters I have been to, it’s mostly air and water

That’s why Jeff has a desk job now

Do they have to be wearing funny hats? Asking for a friend

Borgy Claus is my favorite

As I write this, I have some debilitating respiratory infection. It’s absolutely a disability at the moment - even if only temporary (I hope lol). I can barely do anything without assistance but most people wouldn’t consider it a disability like some others.

Now sickness might be a different case than what you’re considering, but I don’t consider it ableism for “healthy” people to not want my company right now. I would probably avoid them, too, if the roles were reversed.

Food is love.

My vote is for hot soup.

Tim Lincecum. It literally required his engineer father to analyze and perfect every part of his pitching mechanics to be able to compete at the highest level. Everything about his pitching delivery was so goddamn weird that he is simply known as The Freak. But for a short time he was as good as anyone, throwing 2 no hitters, and winning 2 cy young awards and 3 world series.