(Idea taken from a similar post I saw in Reddit a longer time ago)
I would probably get a knife in my ribs before I notice anything and be left to lie in the street 😅
Lucky me, I live in Stardew Valley now. And I’m never going back.
Time to pay off my debt to a raccoon and fish all day.
Definitely not a bad way to live. Talk to your animal villagers, the debt doesn’t have any interest and you could just never pay it and I’d get to just chill in nature
I spend three years locked in a tiny capsule and then die because the engineers forgot to add parachutes.
I die of heart attack, bleeding, poison and disease simultaneously near the entrance to the Darkest Dungeon
Odds are that I get run over by a train shortly after. Also the factory must grow.
I die. Just like I do in CS2. Shouldn’t have started again, I’m just too old for this shit.
I am god of the beavers.
I’m playing golf?
How unlikely! How fortunate I took so long to play Golf Story!
Press F for all those swimming around Planet 4546B
Multiple leviathan-class lifeforms detected. Are you sure whatever you are doing is worth it?
Schadenfreude and kill bind
BG3, so I’m either getting body snatched, horribly murdered, or laid.
If you’re lucky, it’s going to be all 3 and your murder will happen AFTER you get laid!
