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Albin Jose@suppo.fi to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 years ago

Self-growth is underrated

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Self-growth is underrated

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Albin Jose@suppo.fi to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 years ago
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  • 👍Maximum Derek👍@discuss.tchncs.de
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    The worst code I ever wrote ended up in the first batch of OSS sent to the Github Arctic Code vaults.

    I’ve done a lot of things I’m proud of and now I have to imagine a distant future where the only thing that remains of me is the time I tried to treat nodejs like a procedural language (before promises) and mongodb like sql.

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      Noooo, stop backing up my garbage!

    • 9point6@lemmy.world
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      Oh no. This is eerily close to my experience

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    In my defense, that was supposed to be a temporary fix, sir!

    • metaStatic@kbin.social
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      There is nothing more permanent that a temporary solution

      • DreamButt@lemmy.world
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        Don’t forget the comments!

        // will probably replace…

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    And I would’ve gotten away with it too, if it wasn’t for your meddling git blame.

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      deleted by creator

  • master5o1@lemmy.nz
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    Same but 2 weeks instead of a year.

    • morrowind@lemmy.ml
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      Same but yesterday

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    >git blame

    oh fuck

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