It helps to be a liquid

Sounds like the XY problem

Fluffy gorl

Autoanatidaephobia: the fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching itself

I don’t know why addressing a cat as “cat” is the funniest thing ever

IIRC feddit.de’s storage filled up with pictures, which broke the front end, and backups didn’t work

Apparently “cotton” and “Mexican” are slurs

That’s kvlt as fvck

If you’re blind, it’s a possibility.

My sister’s tuxedo is so wild, you can tell her mind is going a mile a minute but somehow doesn’t have much going on up there.

Fuck yeah, give me some of those fantasy cheese wheels

She’s banned because she flipped him on his back and huffed his belly

I’m already 2 years older than Mozart was when he died, the fuck am I even doing with my life

This reminds me of how I used to eat a spoonful of chunky peanut butter and then add a glug of maple syrup

I can’t wait to hear about the GNU Is Not UNIX Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of

About 10 years ago someone actually burned to death from static discharge at a gas pump like 2 miles down the road from my house. It’s extremely rare, but it does happen.

Nice, very trochaic

I like to do force lightning from my fingertips

Back when computer monitors were big enough, my cat would sit on that and I would have to keep moving his tail out of the way

I literally did that today. First I dumped the laundry on the couch, and then a few hours later I folded it and put it away