A true hacker would have used betamax.

You’ll soon learn that most people will only read the subject line and the first sentence.

Oh wow, I always just thought I hadn’t been working out hard enough when that would happen.

That seems 100% fine to me. If you’re looking for an excuse, by all means upgrade but those numbers seem acceptable.

Oh no, someone posted something to the internet that I, personally, was already aware of! When will the tyranny end?