Nature finds a way

Uplifting and false hope are very different.

Cancelled in January

Fuck, I have adhd. That’s my song :(

If they release something with paid content, I should get to have that paid content forever, or get a refund. 🤷‍♂️

I’m sorry sir or madam, our options are oxygen, or carbon monoxide for $100. It’s a circus of value!

Stay off the internet

Well, we all have an obsession with dentistry. Why more vampires don’t go into the profession themselves is the real question. People are often anesthetized for dental surgery, and drawing a pint of two would probably go unnoticed. Seems like the perfect opportunity.

That will be $5000 please. Thank you for shopping at St*rbucks Costco. I love you.

Eat more oxygen

Being really far ahead would be not inhaling chemicals at all

That’s right, it goes in the square hole.

You expect the masses to leave an app that delivers dopamine just to protest someone they envy over a topic they aren’t even aware of? ;)

If it’s broke, don’t fix it amiright?!

I was really happy to find vampire fang attachments this year that were actually tooth colored. They matched perfectly.

Me, looking for frickin oranges 🤦‍♂️

Wow, fond memories of that thing.