Its part of the P - drive jet propulsion system.

In space, no one can hear you pee:

Ahhh! He’s doing that Trump thing!

Or!..another option is why don’t we not buy anything? At least it would help not getting more grammas sued

Americans want kiwis as pets. Trump would like the eggs. Give us kiwis please!

Slang for male vagina.

Do it. Don’t show a girl. Keep it for your kids before they turn 10. After 10 they don’t care shit about you. But before 10 you’re hilarious.

The healthy power of asbestos crystals in your toothpaste will remove any stubborn bacteria that HCL or Sulfuric acids can’t remove! HSO4! Really! One brushing and you’ll have a permanent smile in no time! …some people may not have a permanent smile depending in rigor mortis.

Hear everyone’s thoughts at will so I can hear anyone’s thoughts if I want to.

Mazinger Z!

And no minorities in that picture.

Don’t you worry! Its just that they’re busy suing a grandma and a three year old. Once both are properly in jail for saying “it’s me Mario” in public, they’ll be back making their oh so great video games. Give them more money so they can start more lawsuits.

Uuu…how about Port Musket? Or Port Super Felon? Or Port Orange?

Brought to you by the losers of the lawsuits… Losers like you and me.

Yup, new lawsuits, good hackers in jail just for helping retards like me to play a game when we feel like it…me, once a year maybe? Why would I buy a console if I only play once a year?

Hold on they are suing a grandma right now. They’ll get back to you soon.

That asshole company nobody cares about?

Wow! I never knew how cats were that big! Great idea to put one in a banana for size!

Raccoons can’t fart. The struggle is real, scientists say.

I’m going to Portland or pornland, one of the two.