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Cake day: July 22nd, 2023

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  • Good Lemmy content heheh jk sorry

    Helium, although the audience here feels more likely to know this than “random human X”.

    I’ll ask AI to parody “rocket Man” by Elton John, to help teach you, in case you don’t know about this.


    **Helium Man**
    
    She packed my balloons and my party hat
    I'm not the kind of guy who likes to celebrate
    Oh no, no, no, I'm a helium man
    Helium man, burning out his gas up here alone
    
    And I think it's gonna be a long, long time
    Till we find a new source of helium
    I'm not the man they think I am at home
    Oh no, no, no, I'm a helium man
    Helium man, burning out his gas up here alone
    
    Helium is not the kind of gas you can make
    It's a rare element that comes from deep within the Earth
    And it's used for many things, like rockets and MRI
    But we're running out of it, and that's a big problem
    
    And I think it's gonna be a long, long time
    Till we find a new source of helium
    I'm not the man they think I am at home
    Oh no, no, no, I'm a helium man
    Helium man, burning out his gas up here alone
    
    The US has the largest supply of helium
    But they're selling it off to the private market
    And Russia had a big facility, but it caught on fire
    And now the world is facing a helium shortage
    
    And I think it's gonna be a long, long time
    Till we find a new source of helium
    I'm not the man they think I am at home
    Oh no, no, no, I'm a helium man
    Helium man, burning out his gas up here alone
    
    And I think it's gonna be a long, long time
    Till we find a new source of helium
    I'm not the man they think I am at home
    Oh no, no, no, I'm a helium man
    Helium man, burning out his gas up here alone