troybot [he/him]

Then you return home to find all your stuff was put away in wrong places and have a complete meltdown because you can’t find anything when you need it.

They did transmutation on a grape

It’s like Superman III

The CEOs get a false sense of security and are lured out of hiding. Then the real killer guns down another one. Rinse and repeat.

Then something spooks it and drops from the sky playing dead

Ooh I’ll play. Australia?

Apply directly to the forehead!

You’ll be even more excited when the 2028 campaign starts in three weeks!

There was salt on the glass. Big grains of salt.

I think front and back paws usually step into the same footprint but the harness is squeezing those legs closer together

Through The Fire And Flames 100% Expert Guitar Hero 3

I’ve seen plenty of terrible Facebook memes where they changed the words in Peanuts comics into political propaganda. If they can make Snoopy a racist then we can retcon Dale into a socialist.

A Møøse once bit my sistör…