Russell Peters joke

I found myself involuntarily agreeing with most of this(except ff12 whose dialogue I actually enjoyed)

Even if 2024, think how much smarter and further ahead of your peers you’d be:

• you’re now at the head of the class
• you job hunt, network, save like a pro
• you’re the most mature person in the room
• you get to live like a young person again (something I’d pay a lot to do)

Downsides: never meet my partner and kids, gotta do the whole no-income thing again for a while

That’s quite an indecent proposal!

There was a movie about that but I can’t remember the name

In all honesty Loki s2 just makes no sense whatsoever. I’m ok with the show for the fun, but there’s no trying to understand it

My favourite so far!

That dragon, cancer.

A linear story about having a child and loving him and knowing you will lose him to a cancer he is too young to fend off. Based on the devs son.

Utterly heartbreaking, makes you hug your kids.

Hydrocunts unite!

Read “Read” as a command instead of a past tense :)

Tough day for keyboards today

Yup, I’m taking the stairs

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Yyyyyup

Was about to say the NES just plugged in and goes! And then realized that if I wrote that, people would read it.

I felt this. Thanks for sharing

And you lose most of the audience when discussing median, I’m guessing there was a conscious choice to sacrifice some accuracy for comedic value

Carlin was a prophet

Except that coffee doesn’t need to be brewed at the literal boiling point of water, so you’re wrong there.

Also the lawsuit demonstrated that even 82-88c (as the manual described) was negligently high, and that 60c was plenty hot enough and in fact what most establishments served coffee at

In fact human cells denature at about 60c so any hotter causes damage to your body.

The trial was never anchored around 100c at all

You had me at poop in a bag

Lol fair, but it scratches an itch that helps me unwind

Inking them is a ritual, I do enjoy that, but more often it’s journaling or studying. It helps with mindfulness

Fountain pens. And brawlhalla.