No, a green Christmas would be extremely concerning

Welcome, I am currently starving because to eat means to make a decision and possibly go outside when it’s COLD OUT

Keep talking like that and you too can become the Vice President’s favorite philosopher

That drink machine that can give you literally any drink

Not since the Neanderthals left us

I wouldn’t

One of my brothers was friends with a pair of twins named Eric and Ryan, but I thought that they were a single entity that somehow had two bodies known as American Ryan

“Democrat” is not synonymous with Left. Most Democrats aren’t leftists

So left. That’s what leftism is.

I had a special lamp that mimicked sunlight for SAD for a while.

Maybe that’s the entire point

Obama tried and the entire Republican party started talking about gulags

The concept of taking fictionkin seriously

Talk about wanting to kill public figures until they permanently ban you

No it isn’t. You’re making it harder for people suffering from mental illness to understand their experience.

That’s not how intrusive thoughts work.

Fine with it because it’ll only affect brown people.

Wouldn’t work. Germans long for death at every point. Ever watch Dark?

Who the fuck is going to invade Germany?

I mean, I don’t think it’s very likely that you could get a critical mass of people to go along with it