Is this 11’ 8" in Durham, NC? Lol. Hilarious

I agree with this.

It said you couldn’t throw it, so that threw me off. Pun intended.

Yes, SFTP > FTP-S.

Washes your bum after using the toilet. Saves toilet paper. Gets your rear cleaner. This is a great suggestion. No power needed, just hooks right into the plumbing. I have this one . Bio Bidet Bidet Attachment for Toilet, White, Non Electric

Hahaha, nice reference.

This is some 1984 shit.