Spykee

Good bot.

Oh boy, I don’t know how to break it to you.
This is not good bro.
I’ll tell you what this is.
It’s a classic case of asking strangers on the internet some medical advice. You clearly have the aggressive form of stupid bro.
There’s just one cure.
A hard smack to your favourite side of the head and then, without fail, a visit to the local doctor, as a follow up.
Repeat as required.

Glad to know your government fucks you too.

Goth latinas.
You were about to search for Goth Latinas.

It’s the same on this part of the planet.
Same suggestion to you.
Forge a new one. Make yourself younger/older, male/female, gay/ultra max gay and then use that to watch all sorts of kinky stuff.
Profit.

Great. Can you forge a new one? Get a new ID. Make yourself 10yrs younger/older.
Then watch all the porn you want.
Simple.

Hi. How r u? If you’re interested in lunch sometime with me. You could DM me to say hi. I like food and you. I helped myself figure out a new obsession today. My ID is spykee@lemmings.world. The world is a small place, time to hook-up with me. :) love me.

Don’t you guys have some form of government ID that almost anybody can forge? Or is it an old thing?

Everybody here arguing over how useful/useless Amazon is for them.
Poor New Zealanders out there in the corner, still living their lives without ever seeing a single Amazon box thrown at their porch.
But none of you thought about them Kiwis, did you? No. You only think about yourself. Good job, keep it up.

Nah brah.
One lemmy account is good.
Maybe you is not logged in, maybe you is not visiting a lemmy instance or maybe you is not you at that moment.
Eat a snicker.

…funk
soul
brother.

Hodor hodor hodor,
Hodor hodor.
Hodor hodor hodor,
Hodor hodor.

Allie shits on your dreams.
Get fucked.

This is common sense.
If you see me in that middle of a productive task like sleeping, munching on cheese, drinking bourbon from the bottle or manhandling my Johnson, please refrain from acting on your urge to show me the right path.
I know that path, that’s why I’m not on it.

As popular as that swamp?
Oh fuck no dude. Let’s fucking not