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How big is the enclosure? Reptiles can behave like this when they feel overcrowded. Box turtles are pretty territorial in the wild. The female might feel uncomfortable with the male around constantly. I’d be curious what would happen if you divided the enclosure up so they can’t interact

But also, reptiles are famously lazy mfs. I have a bearded dragon which wont move from her favorite hammock for days at a time when she gets in the mood.

Fuck anything with a collar. It’s an absolutely idiotic bit of “fashion” which needs to die

Imagine having the freedom to work from the beach and still putting on a button down shirt.

Hypothetically, roll tide

child predators are a real world problem

I cannot emphasize this enough - I absolutely do not care what your children do on the Internet.

Does not bake delicious lasagna

Germans are everywhere. Basically everywhere you go as a tourist, it’s loud Americans and slightly less loud Germans using the Americans for cover to be lounder than they would normally be.

Throw a dildo at them

I’m sure they just understand the problems with glorifying warfare in video games marketed to children.

Obviously the perfect spot is the corner of the basement, back behind the clothes washing machine, as this is both safe from predators and far enough outside the living area to not spread disease. Unfortunately the humans do not allow this, so we must search daily for a new outdoor area which is suitable.

What reason is that? What mess? I don’t give a shit what other people’s kids do on the Internet.

I really hope they call the kernel module suck_my_ass so I can sudo modprobe -r suck_my_ass

IM A KERNEL PLAYING A KERNEL DISGUISED AS ANOTHER KERNEL

I would believe that I am a brain in a jar hooked to electrodes in some kind of future sci-fi hell before I believe that I am experiencing paranormal magic woo.

The [current year] of our lord and people are still doing this

If this passes, I will start an age verification project called this_bullshit.

sudo modprobe -r this_bullshit

Problem solved

They say the trick to public speaking is to picture the audience naked, but I actually prefer to do my interviews in a sauna so the audience pictures me naked.

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Eh, a significant portion of the anti work crowd does seem to think communism is when no ditch digging. This is why communism really requires specific material conditions, because as long as tedious, dangerous jobs exist, there will always be degrees of worker alienation, no matter how much effort the state puts into propaganda which attempts to convince them otherwise.

It’s because the sport is now about handicapped distance to stop people from just overshooting the hill entirely. They could just build bigger hills if they wanted more distance but what’s the point? With no handicap it just becomes about who has the balls to jump closest to the flat without breaking both femurs.