smashboy

Yes

Beautiful dog, definitely up to something.

What a beautiful dog!

Mmm, pea soup

Such is the jurisprudence, yes.

Haha, that look of defiance!

She has the Magic Whisker! ✨

Aww he’s all discombobulated

He’s cute, but I don’t know about happy 😅 Isn’t the wide open mouth baring the teeth a threat display in opossums?

My dudes, what is going on with all the baskets today?

In the least I get some benefit, namely that they don’t eat my other plants as much.

The time between these Saddam Hussein memes is always just long enough that they surprise me again and are still funny.

Joke’s on you, I have ADHD and this changes nothing from my normal resting state.

Being fucking funny is also a skill.

Are you explaining my own joke to me? Why?

I’ve heard people say the opposite, “wouldn’t piss on her if she was on fire”.

Just the middle 2 cm of the aorta will do.

Die of beaties

Nah, they’re English speaking but they just have a cold.

How do you live with this in your house?! 😂
I wouldn’t get anything done as long as the cat looks like that.