How’s the humidity in your home?

Diabetes

I would attend that funeral

Imagine a greasy old IT technician coming up to you, putting a finger on your lips and gently saying that after you gasped about the entangled mess of hundreds of Ethernet cables in the server room

Thank you, thank you, sir or madam

…it’s Scientology, isn’t it? It’s so sad I can barely tell the difference

Show him your Warhammer figurines

Good luck with your OnlyFans

Oooh, somebody eats a lot of fibres

There should be a version of the news that’s just minions

Is this the syndrome that lemmy users have?

You know Lemmy users are a special breed for this to not get any downvotes

Another fascinating question is why Netanjahu is receiving more hate in the West when they’re basically doing the same thing, only Putin has even less of a reason and is killing more people. (Ukrainians didn’t massacre Russian civilians or take them hostage, either)

Hahaha thank you

It definitely heats your DNA less!

STOP IT!! I WAS ABOUT TO HAVE A GOOD DAY TODAY!!

Thanks for teaching me a new concept to be angry about, I guess.

Oh no

Real druids pay taxes

This is the right answer