Shhhs as true as this is, the joke doesn’t work when people start throwing facts about!

If I was hard when wrestling I’d start questioning my sexuality

Would the fact he was disrespectful to the court (falling to sleep, badmouthing people on social media), shows no remorse (still claiming to be innocent despite overwhelming evidence against and a unanimous jury) and the fact there’re 34 charges against him (all unanimously guilty) not factor heavily into his sentencing. Also the reasoning behind what he did, to trick his way into the highest political position in America.

Does this include mobile games and especially gamefied gambling like candy crush etc because that I can believe.

Dave the diver is currently on sale on steam. Is it worth picking up?

I didn’t play the first one. Though I started playing this last night on game pass knowing nothing about it.

It’s intense, beautiful, intriguing and I’m looking forward to playing more.

The game itself is more of a story that you sometimes sword fight in. Exceptionally linear, which to me is a refreshing change from the abundance of open world titles available at the moment. The story is interesting, though I’m starting to think I should play through the first one first, there is a recap at the beginning so I feel I’m up to speed on what’s happened. The combat is fun, and very cinematic, it feels like every interaction has been coded separately.

Overall it’s a solid 8/10 if you are a fan of narrative story games it’s worth a look, though as mentioned I’d be tempted to start at the beginning, there isn’t much hand holding through the features which I imagine is explained more in the first game.

All your cutlery should face the same way. It’s hurting my brain… Other than that good work 😄

Add a squirt of lemon juice and you’ll have what the kebab shops here call thousand island sauce

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That’s a bit of a stretch. Might not be perfect but can easily deduce that this person wants recommendations of Android apps to improve their quality of life. Seems, though this is conjecture on my part, that they have purposely left it broad because there are a lot of apps that fit this category and they are hoping for a broad selection of recommendations.

Unfortunately I don’t have any to offer. I came to this thread for the same reason the op posted it. I too am hoping to find some new apps, and want to see what’s out there that others use on a daily basis.

I see what you did there

That’s the one ta, this looks interesting

Your nomie link isn’t working, this is the one that interests me the most. But I’m trying logseq too. Thanks for the recommendations

If somebody uses my name a lot, I instantly distrust them. I find it creepy. Every time they use my name it’s like they’re dipping their cock in my drink, it’s not a normal way to speak, it requires effort, people that do this are disingenuous and slimy.

Yeah sometimes I can’t even get myself to start the timer or write the task list.

It hasn’t always worked for me, I can’t find any solution that consistently works, some days are just complete write offs, however, the Pomodoro Technique has had some success for me.

The tldr is you create a task list of jobs you need to do. Set a timer for 20 minutes and work on the first task in that time, once 20 minutes is up set a timer for 5 minutes, your reward, browse Lemmy, masturbate do whatever you want you’ve got 5 minutes. Another 20 minute timer for work then another five. After a set of 3 20 minutes take yourself a 15 minute break. Rinse and repeat.

But even knowing and experiencing that doesn’t make it any easier to start the next time :(

Honestly you’re not missing much, it was a bit shit

You’re obviously not any sort of developer, so I suppose we can forgive your ignorance