This is the reason I bought a stickerbook! I can place them all in there (so I know where they all are) and put them somewhere else later (once I find a place deserving them)

Is SCP-999 available to take home? I’m be happy to have a anti-depressant goo puppy!

Because of this, I christen my cartridges by licking them.

I don’t speak Russian, but in the Spanish version he’s not even talking about bacon pancakes at all!

Bacon frito, bacon bacon frito

Toco bacon y lo frito un poquito

Bacon frito, esto esta muy rico

Bacon fritooooo

Fried bacon, fried bacon

I take bacon and I fry it a little

Fried bacon, this is very tasty

Fried bacon

It might sound stupid, but sometimes (at least for me) I find joy in bringing others joy. I do my best to compliment strangers around me when I notice that they’ve done something special to make themselves look nice or if I really like a piece of clothing. I go out of my way to bring/send treats to my coworkers or friends when they have a special day coming up. It’s a reminder to them (and to myself) that the world is what we make of it, so why not do what we can to make it better? Joy is not a zero-sum game - something that takes me an iota of effort to do can bring huge returns in happiness of others.

I figured that a lot of it was just padding after answering the question of what “how do you dress” means

I figured the author was just padding the article with jokes, but I agree, that one was out of left field

I don’t have the equipment to know if this is true or not, but it seems smart to ask the person you’re fitting so that you don’t accidentally grope them

Thanks for translating!

You know, I recognized that too, but what I really needed was for someone to tell me what “how do you dress” meant ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Please cross post to !vanitypl8s :)

PLEASE post this to !shirtsthatgohard

I haven’t read it, but I’ve heard the Forrest Gump movie is much better than the novel.

“Do I look like I know what a bitcoin is?”

Omg, did you name him after TAZ?

Is it a Vallhund? I always get them mixed up with corgis too

I was just there, OP! Good choice of museum!

I was wondering why you were still holding on to last year’s shit. Glad to know everything came out alright!

My stupid what?