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  • The story I hated.

    I made my character based around John Coffey from Green Mile, but like he’s the bad ass everyone thinks he is. I knew I wanted to drop INT and CHA for brute strength and constitution. I was ready to do everything possible to dominate the Wastelands… But that intro… Just the character creation…

    It’s like, if you weren’t drawn toward making a character bio based around the white nuclear family, you were never going to enjoy the intro at all, and you’d put off the main quest as long as possible to go do all the crazy shit you hit the wastelands for.

    “It’s time to find Shaun.”

    “But-”

    “No. You’ve murdered everything, you’re an absolute beast. You are all that is chaotic-neutral in the wastelands. It’s time to finally start quest 2 of the main quest.”

    “But I’m not a family man! He’s not even mine! I only met that bitch at the bar the night before!!”

    “Well, that’s not what the game says-”

    UNINSTALL

    6.5/10