Ive always thought the doctor in voyager was an underused character. He was a near immortal AI made out of light. He could still be around during the heat death of the universe, dishing out snarky remarks. He would probably have some wild stories to tell.

Huh, who would have guessed. Try to make people enjoy what they do and the job less stressful and productivity increases.

In my case it was:

Me: I want to change my car tire, and i naturally assume we are parked safely in the garage. This is a routine maintenance thing after all.

Car: Sure thing! bork

Me: Umm, why are wrapped around a tree?

Car: Well, we were currently going 60mph, and we posted about it on this website.

Me: Why is there no warning that tells me that doing maintenance now will crash my car?

Car: Well like i said, there is, and it is on this website you should have gone to.

I once did an apt-get upgrade in the middle of when debian testing was recompiling all packages and moving to a new gcc version. I get it, using testing invites stuff like this. But come on, there should at least be a way to warn people beforehand.