Engineering vs Marketing

Look, if I wanted to play human I’d just go outside

Middle one knows it’s got it going on

Quoting a podcast: “So you’re saying I own this jpeg but anyone else can still download it and do anything they want with it? Bruh, NFTs are just jpeg NTR”

Ask for the difference in behaviour between apple seeds and baseball cards, or anything equally nonsensical.

A human would go “bro wtf”

There’s liquid soap, you know. Didn’t need to shove anything inside anywhere to stay clean.

You know what’s worse? Calling out to the waiter. Everyone around me hears it.

The waiter doesn’t.