Sony saw how much money people were willing to pay scalpers for the PS5 at launch and decided to cut the middleman this time

Ring of Pain

Shin Megami Tensei 2 and it doesn’t just end with you killing a god. You get to kill THE God, YHWH, aka the Abrahamic God!

I bet the reason we don’t have it yet starts with N and ends with Vidia

As a Vita fan, FUCK YOU Sony!

I might pick it up in the near future. I don’t have much nostalgia for the NES Dragon Quest games, but this one looks amazing.

If they remake DQV and VI in this style I will buy it in a heartbeat! And yes, I know V had two remakes already, but none of them are available on a modern platform.

You must be confusing it with Lunacid

I recommend checking out Dread Delusion. It’s an indie open world game inspired by Morrowind.

Careful! Last time I sarcastically posted a stupid AI idea, within minutes a bunch of venture capitalists tracked me down, broke down my door and threw money at me non stop for hours.

I was in a similar situation. A few weeks after I got hired, the project I was hired for was cancelled, so they “benched” me.

I spent three months being paid to do whatever I wanted, didn’t even need to go to the office. It was nice at first, but I felt useless and miserable after a couple of months.

This made me understand why some people keep working long after they have enough to retire.

Recover from any injury by eating whole cheese wheels

IMO, the Vita is the best platform for playing Hotline Miami.

Try Soul Sacrifice Delta if you are into dark games.

If you are into action RPGs, check out Odin Sphere.

Also, a good chunk of the PS1 and PSP libraries are compatible with the Vita, so it’s worth trying out some classics. I still boot up my Vita once in a while just to play Symphony of the Night.

That’s a similar concept to a game called Trillion God of Destruction, in which you need to train waifus fighters to defeat a monster with 1 trillion HP. Chipping away his HP each attempt, but killing the girl in the process.

Would be an awesome game if it wasn’t for the anime bullshit.

Smartphones. Most people don’t need to buy the latest and greatest iPhone every year.

Yeah, I think it was in Assassin’s Creed 2. At the time, people were unable to play the single player game they bought at launch because Ubisoft shitty authentication service couldn’t handle the load.

Guess who didn’t have that problem…

The best thing about this gen so far is the rise of handheld PCs, like the Steam Deck and ROG Ally. I mostly play on the Deck nowadays, while the PS5 gathers dust.

Resident Evil 4 Remake

You can get that yellow cassava in any supermarket here in Brazil. I like making soup with it.

I wonder why it’s rare everywhere else, it’s so much more delicious than potatoes and other types of cassava.

That’s a fair point. Just like Malenia being hidden away behind multiple layers of secrets. It’s content made only for the hardest of the hardcore fans.

That’s fair. I hope they tone down the difficult in the sequel. I was able to get through the base game, but the extra content is just way too difficult.