Wait, so the original Rift is useless? Like, I can finally toss it out and stop trying to sell it to someone?

Yeah that’s what I’ve done. I’ve gotten very picky about which apps I allow to notify me of things. A week or two of turning off all the ones you don’t want and your phone gets quiet real quick.

I can only imagine that they’re offering it to me because my account is like 15 years old… Either that, or I have about 200k post karma and 100k comment karma. (Not big numbers compared to karma whores, but still more than your average user).

I don’t know if it do or isn’t.

Lol they’re trying to sell me shares at “pre-ipo prices”.

I asked if they have any puts available… So far no reply…

Yeah true. Is power delete suite still the preferred method?

Man there’s something about talking on a cell phone that makes me feel like I have to yell, and thus, hate talking on them.

As I remember land lines, they never felt that way.

Sounds like it’s time for me to actually log back in and delete all my old posts. I’ve been putting that off for too long.

RoboRock FTW

IMHO, the studio version of “More Than A Feeling” by Boston is an absolute masterpiece.

Yep beware, any time a company you do business with sends you a letter saying something like,

“Good news! (Our old company name) is now (new company name)!”

You’re about to get fucked.

Ahh ok I know the smell of pla quite well, thanks!

What does it smell like?

Every time I play this song live, I do it with the “…fuck”

Do you have a helpful statement?

This is starting to sound a little too slavery-y…

Finally, I’m inside my wife.

It’s making me feel really old that people on here are “discovering” Last Dance with Mary Jane.

That said, good on you for expanding your palette beyond whatever you normally listen to. There’s a lot of great stuff out there!

It drives me crazy when singers mispronounce simple words to “stand out”.

“I want you to be happier” becomes “I want you tewe be hoppiahhhh”

I’ve never understood the “slim” thing console makers have been doing.

“Behold! Our latest game system!”

six months later

“Behold! The system we should have made in the first place!”