Never thought i’d ever encounter an ‘Amerikkka’ in the wild, that’s wild.

SPD as a junior Partner to the Union has a history of just allowing them to do whatever they want

Good old drawbridge

School: buy a cheap used laptop and use that instead

Abusive Partner: idk bottle of bleach or sth

see python:

yep, day day ruined

skill issue

Definitely Altschauerberg, home of the country’s most prolific performance artist

love piper

Oh no not in Utica

Finally I can schedule my 12 Linkedin posts a week about how everyone but me is a lazy pos for working less than 70 hours all at once and concentrate on the grind during the week

Trying to move people off discord but this is a sticking point

idk man maybe you should just factory reset your people

Homie is sitting in a cell somewhere in Washington or Beijing :sob:

Bionicle reference???

Love how “built in java” is listed as a feature

Not up to date on my nintendo lore, what did I miss?

who the fuck preorders a PHONE?

Least quixotic lemmy user

Also

Mozilla are bad actors anyway

Ladybird (I really don’t care if the dev sucks)

???

What on earth makes you even consider the possibility this could be anything but satire?

The IMK is not the national government

Sign into Gnome with your Microsoft account

I think I just had a stroke