Engineer: “If speed == slow, do nose down”

QA engineer: “But what if the not redundant sensor if faulty?”

Engineer: “Good is good enough, I have more to do and deadlines to catch”

QA engineer: “You’re absolutely correct, ENJOY!”

After nuclear accidents, you get to make anime without shame.

His brain is connected to the feet’s internet. Must be some deprived shit on there over the millenia.

Can we just first have Scotland back in? Just to fuck with England.

I’m guessing the Indian outsource companies are rubbing their hands now.

As an adolescent boy, I did not really mind the choice.

A father sees his whole family get crushed for the ultimate eargasm.

The father snail enters a high stakes game to capture a human and eliminate his immortality.

Will work fine indeed. Only I always have some issues getting the touchscreen working seamlessly. Is there a window manager on Debian who does it well?

To Degoba, I must fuck off.

They needed to sell that turd of a movie somehow. 🤣

He is Assembly, Operating Systems require him to operate.

Obi was getting a bit to old for priest Qui-Gon.

Pantie Soaka

Judy Hopps and her fat ass. They knew what they were drawing.

Not a drop of fluid left. His last nut was a puff of star dust.

When you walk into work on Monday morning and the beat starts pumping and guitar riffs are ramping up.

“Oven fuel doesn’t melt the muffin tray!”

Goth Tinkerbell with her chemical powders.

When you stick it in and it is still warm and gooey.

Give em guns, Amphetamines and Fentanyl. IRL Fortnight match.