I take it you’re not the one triaging the subsequent slop. I am.

your first laptop also had, like, a megapixel screen, while the Steam Deck over here (checks notes) (checks notes again)

I already have a 200g 4 megapixel display in my pocket, with a battery that makes it go through the day. Stop building 1 (one) megapixel 750g dumbbells that can’t stay on and then add heft.

for 45 minutes straight

but the anger of those looking at whatever they wanted to see, but deep-fried

not only they’re not moving, they’re not moving in serial

When running it for the projected lifespan costs more in energy than buying a new one and running that one instead. Depending on where you live, your LGA775 boxes could be about a to become obsolete, or are well over a decade past obsolescence.

Lenin

Lawful Neutral

Sony Sixaxis. 256 degrees of being pressed on basically every button but two.

Don’t worry, you’ll be fine since democracy is out.

They sure do; using it will cost them money.

About now

This comment manages to be wrong twice: DNSSec doesn’t encrypt queries and does nothing to hide SNI.

tiny

Yes.

Nethack by an astronomic margin.

I’ve specified that because I’ve mainly played it on a 2013 Samsung Galaxy Note 3 (yes, wit a stylus), a FullHD beast that Steam Deck can’t even dream of matching even a decade later.

a screen rivaling 2013 phones when

Slay the spire works fine on your previous phone. You know, that 3x lighter machine with 2x the pixel count you already carry everywhere anyway.

10 years ago, maybe? It’s a 1 (one) megapixel brick.